Interesting.  Today at Chipotle when having lunch with Pill these forks were the only utensils available for eating the shredded beef salad that I ordered.  I find this interesting because already I have an issue with eating salad.  Not the health aspect of it, but the eating aspect of it.  Basically I think eating salad makes one look like a silly animal, like a dumb cow chomping on grass or a panda eating bamboo.  Pandas eating bamboo is probably kind of cute but imagine a panda eating bamboo with a fork?! ha ha ha, what a baboon they would look like.  Anyway, eating salad is hard enough to eat gracefully and with these blunted forks that Chipotle offers eating salad there basically felt like aimlessly moving around unwieldy pieces of vegetation and hoping that one falls upwards toward the mouth.  At least Pill found one benefit of the blunted fork which is they caused no puncture wounds when he repeatedly tried to stab himself with it.  Bottom line is: everyone should use chopsticks! They’re the third best invention in the use of kinetic energy, the first being bicycles and the second being pop-up books.

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